"Sex is overated. Grow up."
Asked by Anonymous

tieme-takeme:

You must be doing it wrong

Nope. Sex is definitely overrated.

(Source: tieme-takeme)
"Shit, I didn’t mean to romance you"
An ancient DA Origins proverb (via officialgarrusvakarian)

literarydisneyprincess:

rabbittwalter:

gamtav88:

brooklyn-knight:

jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.

because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient. 

gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok

The only reason he gets so angry is because the people he’s yelling at claim to know what they are doing and are charging people accordingly. If you listen to why he’s actually angry more than half the time you’d realize you’d be furious too. This man is beyond patient and kind toward people in normal circumstances, but he is really serious about his profession and what should be demanded of it. He’s one of my favorite people too

Let’s be honest though, this show would be nothing short of hilarious if you had these cute little kids doing their best flipping burgers and shit, and then Ramsay storms in and rips them all a new one: “WTF IS THIS SHIT, I WOULDN’T FEED THIS TO MY FUCKING DOG, YOU’RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO YOUR PARENTS YOU LITTLE FUCK-UP, I’M SHUTTING IT DOWN”

dark-radiant-mind:

pregnantzombie:

note-a-bear:

chauvinistsushi:

sourcedumal:

boosabe:

spiritgun:

liftedandgiftedd:

3 people stealing the same bike [video]

smh…

entirely fed up with this world 

Damn….

Racism right here.

White people steal, and it’s BRUSHED OFF AND OTHER PEOPLE HELP

Black person? MOB of people come to attack him.

*lies down*

but it’s all in our heads though

This shit is infuriating

They helped the white girl steal it. Not just let her steal it, but HELPED her steal it.
(Source: unvitation)

Rien n’est vrai, tout est permis.


Not to be immature, but it kind of looks like Arno is shooting another mini-Arno from his butt.

Rien n’est vrai, tout est permis.

Not to be immature, but it kind of looks like Arno is shooting another mini-Arno from his butt.

(Source: altaiiir)
sunsetagain:

Edward in Mayan Armor.

sunsetagain:

Edward in Mayan Armor.

(Source: sunsetagain)
passion4killerwhales:


wiildfloweriinbloom:

sayonaraseaworld:

youresuchatwat:


NIGHTMARE SITUATION ALERT!
Raju’s old owner wants to fight to get Raju back!  
Please:
Sign the petition.
Send an email.
If you can, donate.
Keep Raju free!

Raju and his good friend, Laxmi at Wilidlife SOS’s elephant care center (x).

Please please please don’t just scroll past. Everyone at least take a moment to sign the petition!!

GUYS JUST SIGN THIS it takes thirty seconds out of your day. They need basically 99,000 signatures and there are only about 1,000 right now. Help Raju stay happy and healthy in his new home at the sanctuary!

NO. HE WAS FREED FROM HIS FUCKING HELL AND THERE IS NO WAY I AM GOING TO LET THAT DICKHEAD DO IT AGAIN. KEEP RAJU FREE!!!!

passion4killerwhales:

wiildfloweriinbloom:

sayonaraseaworld:

youresuchatwat:

NIGHTMARE SITUATION ALERT!

Raju’s old owner wants to fight to get Raju back!  

Please:

Keep Raju free!

Raju and his good friend, Laxmi at Wilidlife SOS’s elephant care center (x).

Please please please don’t just scroll past. Everyone at least take a moment to sign the petition!!

GUYS JUST SIGN THIS it takes thirty seconds out of your day. They need basically 99,000 signatures and there are only about 1,000 right now. Help Raju stay happy and healthy in his new home at the sanctuary!

NO. HE WAS FREED FROM HIS FUCKING HELL AND THERE IS NO WAY I AM GOING TO LET THAT DICKHEAD DO IT AGAIN. KEEP RAJU FREE!!!!

(Source: youresuchatwat)

illkim:

Me bending over to pick up my pencil

image

(Source: illkim)

coffeeshine:

blueeyedmenace:

The walking dead// Rick Grimes dad jokes

I SHOULDN’T LAUGH AT THIS BUT OH LAWD

(Source: blueeyedmenace)
  • Status: Rain! :)
  • Older person on Facebook: Us too, so badly needed as well. Tell your mom I said hi. How is the family? Tell everyone hi from us. We miss you all so much. Wish we could be there. You're a beautiful young woman.
(Source: auntiemeathead)
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